Under pressure miracle

Bro really said: this is my good side.

Oh no. The Knifepanzee has escaped.

People are pretty certain we're all in hell or living in some sort of simulation after President Donald Trump put his backing behind wannabe boxer Jake Paul to run for political office at a rally in Kentucky yesterday.

"I'm going to make a prediction that you will be, in the not too distant future, running for political office," Trump told the YouTuber and the assembled supporters.

He then went on to praise him for his courage, brains and talent, before stating, "And you have my complete and total endorsement."

Zendaya stepped out at the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall Winter 2026–2027 Show in Paris — and fans immediately noticed one small detail.

A thin gold band on her left ring finger.

Photos from the photocall quickly spread online, sparking fresh speculation about her relationship with Tom Holland.

Is it a wedding band?
Just a fashion accessory?

For now, neither Zendaya nor Tom Holland has confirmed any marriage news — but the internet is already deep into detective mode.

Hyperinflation incoming

TINY CATTO

IT ESCAPED