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Donald Trump said at a Republican fundraiser that Iranian leaders had informally offered him the role of Supreme Leader after the reported death of Ali Khamenei — a claim he says he rejected!

“I don’t want it,” Trump stated, adding that he turned down the idea.

He also claimed that Iran is quietly trying to negotiate an end to the ongoing conflict, but is hesitant to say so publicly.

Meanwhile, Iran has elevated Mojtaba Khamenei and continues to publicly reject U.S. proposals, outlining its own conditions related to security guarantees and control over the Strait of Hormuz.

Officials in the White House say discussions are still ongoing, despite public denials from Iran.

As tensions continue, conflicting statements and claims are adding to the uncertainty around what happens next.

The situation remains complex — and still unfolding.

One of these things is just like the other?

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