Medieval rizz was crazy

In Germany, there are more than 20,000 castles — from medieval fortresses to fairy-tale landmarks like Neuschwanstein Castle.
This makes Germany one of the most castle-dense countries in the world.

Meanwhile, the United States has around 13,000–14,000 McDonald's locations nationwide.
So yes — Germany truly has more castles than McDonald’s restaurants across the entire U.S.

They're literally willing to protect and oust people who talk bad to their king, really a modern medieval times

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