The Blue Dragon River in Portugal seen from the International Space Station

People are pretty certain we're all in hell or living in some sort of simulation after President Donald Trump put his backing behind wannabe boxer Jake Paul to run for political office at a rally in Kentucky yesterday.

"I'm going to make a prediction that you will be, in the not too distant future, running for political office," Trump told the YouTuber and the assembled supporters.

He then went on to praise him for his courage, brains and talent, before stating, "And you have my complete and total endorsement."

The FIRST WEEK of the IRAN WAR has become the MOST EXPENSIVE seven-day stretch in US MILITARY HISTORY, according to defense officials. This RECORD-SHATTERING cost is fueling INTENSE DEBATE in Washington over strategy, oversight and long-term SECURITY risks, as lawmakers demand ANSWERS and TRANSPARENCY on how billions are being spent on the rapidly escalating conflict. #BreakingPoint360 #USNews #WorldNews #IranWar #USMilitary

This is Soba. He's excited this morning. His poo was extra stinky.

POV: the exams are harder than you expected