Verano fresas con Carmelo #bikini #naturalbody

Don't talk shit on Greta

My cat has ambitions and dreams, but then realized that laying on the rug was life

I like memes that doesn't require a text

Indian Saag Classic Creamy Indian Saag with Spinach and Mustard Greens Ingredients: 4 cups fresh spinach, chopped 2 cups mustard greens, chopped (optional, or substitute with kale) 1 large onion, finely chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon fresh ginger, grated 2 tablespoons ghee or oil 1 green chili, finely chopped (optional) 1 teaspoon cumin seeds 1 teaspoon garam masala 1/2 teaspoon turmeric powder 1/2 teaspoon ground coriander 1/4 teaspoon red chili powder (adjust to taste) Salt to taste 1/2 cup heavy cream or plain yogurt (optional for creaminess) Fresh lemon juice, to taste Directions: Heat ghee or oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add cumin seeds and let them sizzle for a few seconds. Add onions, garlic, ginger, and green chili, sauté until onions are golden and soft, about 5-7 minutes. Add turmeric, coriander, red chili powder, and salt, stirring to combine well. Add chopped spinach and mustard greens. Cook down, stirring occasionally, until the greens are wilted and tender, about 10-15 minutes. Transfer the cooked greens to a blender or use an immersion blender to puree until smooth or to your desired texture. Return to skillet. Stir in garam masala and cream or yogurt if using, cook for another 3-5 minutes on low heat. Adjust seasoning with salt and lemon juice. Serve hot as a side dish or main with naan or basmati rice. Prep Time: 15 minutes | Cooking Time: 20 minutes | Total Time: 35 minutes Kcal: Approximately 180 kcal per serving | Servings: 4 servings #saag #indianspinach #indianrecipes #vegetarian #spinachrecipe #indianfood #comfortfood #vegetarianrecipes #glutenfree #healthyrecipes #greengreens #indianvegetarian #ghee #easyrecipes #leafygreens #creamyspinach #plantbased #homemadefood #weeknightmeals #freshflavors Get your greens in with this classic Indian Saag — creamy, flavorful, and packed with wholesome spinach and mustard greens!

Apparently my son is having a good time at D world (they are at Disneyworld) he's 12 and it's on his little smart watch. I kinda like getting older, it's hilarious to me but he has no clue what he just said.

Guys help needed...

Get ready to savor every bite of this Crispy Keto Fried Chicken! Perfectly crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside, and totally guilt-free. #KetoCooking #LowCarbEats #ChickenDinner Ingredients: - 2 pounds chicken pieces (legs, thighs, or breasts) - 1 cup almond flour - 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese - 1 teaspoon garlic powder - 1 teaspoon onion powder - 1 teaspoon paprika - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 1/2 teaspoon black pepper - 2 large eggs - 1/4 cup heavy cream - Oil for frying (like avocado oil or coconut oil) Directions: 1. Let’s kick things off! In a large bowl, combine the almond flour, Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and black pepper. Give it a good mix to bring all those flavors together. 2. In a separate bowl, whisk the eggs and heavy cream until they’re nice and smooth. 3. Now it’s time to get hands-on! Dip each piece of chicken into the egg mixture, letting any excess egg drip off. Then, coat it thoroughly in the almond flour mixture, pressing gently so it sticks. 4. Heat up the oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. To check if it’s hot enough, drop a little of the coating into the oil; it should sizzle cheerfully. 5. Carefully place the coated chicken pieces into the hot oil, working in batches if needed to keep things cozy and not overcrowded. Fry for about 8-10 minutes on each side, or until they’re a gorgeous golden brown and cooked through (you’re aiming for an internal temp of 165°F). 6. Once cooked, remove the chicken and place it on a paper towel-lined plate to soak up any extra oil. And for a flavor boost, feel free to add some of your favorite herbs like thyme or oregano to the coating! Spice lovers can enjoy a pinch of cayenne pepper for an extra kick! Nutritional Values (per serving): - Serving Size: 4 oz of fried chicken - Calories: 400 - Total Fat: 28g - Carbohydrates: 5g - Protein: 38g This Crispy Keto Fried Chicken is not only a feast for the senses but also a low-carb dream! Enjoy! #CrispyKetoChicken #HealthyEating #ComfortFood #DeliciouslyKeto #FamilyFavorite

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